110+ Golf Puns for Every Occasion | Laugh on the Green

Hey there, pun-lover. Ever tried swinging your way through a golf course with a bag full of dad jokes? No?

Well, you’re in for a treat. Golf puns are funny jokes that make you laugh while chasing birdies or missing putts.

Are you a weekend warrior, a mini-golf champion or someone who loves a good joke?

These golf puns will surely brighten your day and add fun to every round.

Let’s tee off the laughter.

Funny Golf Puns & One-Liners

Time to putt your funny bone to work!😂

• You’ve got to be tee-rific to make par here!
• I wood never miss a golf game.
• Talk birdie to me.
• Don’t be tee-dious, swing already!
• My short game is like my coffee: strong and jittery.
• I’m hooked… and not just my swing!
• Par-tee time, anyone?
• Golfers do it on the green.
• It’s all fore the love of golf.
• I might slice bread better than I slice golf balls.
• You drive me crazy (and not just off the tee).
• It’s a rough life.
• He’s a real hole-in-one kinda guy.
• Let’s iron out your swing.
• I’ve got a fairway to go.
• May the course be with you.
• Putt me in, coach!
• I like big putts and I cannot lie! 😆
• Golf claps for that shot!
• Drive it like you stole it.
• Keep calm and putt on.
• Turf’s up!
• This game’s a real chip shot.
• Putter late than never.
• Tee’s the season!
• What a slice of luck!
• That shot was un-fore-gettable.
• Let’s swing into action!
• Take a swing at happiness.
• Always stay under par in life.
• Putting my best foot forward.
• This green’s got me feeling blue.
• Hole lotta fun here!
• I came, I saw, I con-cursed.
• Golf is my cup of tee.
• I’m totally above par in jokes!

Dirty Golf Puns (For Adults)

Fore-play isn’t just for the course. 😏

• Fore-play starts on the first tee.
• Nice stroke… want to show me again?
• Grip it harder, not just the club!
• I love a well-rounded pair of… balls.
• I’m a master of my strokes.
• Want to play with my wood?
• That putter’s not the only thing that’s stiff.
• Let’s get out of this rough together.
• I’ve got 18 holes to fill.
• You can handle my shaft, right?

• My favorite position? The 19th hole.
• I’ve got a long drive… and I’m not talking cars.
• I’m all about the hole-in-one experience.
• That shot was so good, it gave me goosebumps.
• Club me, baby, one more time.
• Who’s up for a threesome? Golf, obviously! 😉
• Your swing turns me on.
• Don’t tease the tee.
• She likes a guy who knows how to handle his balls.
• Wanna play through?
• I’ve got balls of titanium.
• Your stroke is strong and steady. I like it.
• Let’s lay up together.
• This hole looks tight!
• I’m putting in the extra strokes.
• Come to the green side.
• Golf is just legal flirting.
• I’m driving you wild, huh?
• You make my club rise.
• I’m all teed up just for you.
• Stiff shaft, tight grip, good game.
• She’s got curves like this fairway!
• Keep your eye on my balls.

Golf Puns for Dads

Dads and golf go together like clubs and balls.

• I’m just here fore the puns.
• No ifs, ands, or putts!
• Guess I’m par-fect.
• Let’s chip away at this round.
• Your swing needs a little dad-justment.
• Fore-warning: I’m feeling punny today!
• Can I interest you in a little dad-slice?
• Let’s iron out your stance.
• I brought my ‘A’ game… and snacks!
• Fairway to heaven, son.
• I putt the pro in procrastinate.
• Sunday is golf… and dad joke day.
• That ball’s in timeout.
• Tee-rannosaurus Dad is back!
• Watch out, I’m on the drive again.
• That shot was sub-par… just like me!
• I call that a birdie because I made it fly.
• Grass-fed jokes only.
• Whack it like it owes you money.
• This round’s fore the memory books.
• Swingin’ since ’85.
• I’ve got more strokes than a paintbrush.
• Not the fairway, but I’ll take it.
• Dad mode: activated.
• Too punny to be real.
• That was a slice of perfection.
• Can’t resist a good club sandwich.
• Hole me close, son!

Golf Love Puns for Couples

Fore-ever in love, one swing at a time 💘

• You’re my hole-in-one.
• Love is par for the course.
• We’re tee-rific together.
• Let’s take a swing at forever.
• You drive me wild—in a good way!
• I’m stuck on you like sand on a ball.
• You’re the green to my flag.
• Puttin’ all my love into this shot.
• We’ve got chemistry… and good golf form!
• You’re my favorite kind of handicap.
• Birdie, you make my heart soar.
• I’d never club you—unless it’s snuggles.
• Hole me tight!
• You’re the putt-er to my heart.
• Our love’s a fairway to heaven.
• We complete each other like a tee and ball.
• Every shot is sweeter with you.
• We’re a match made on the greens.
• Let’s iron out our future together.
• I’m totally teed up for this love.
• Don’t go breaking my cart.
• Life’s a course and you’re my best round.
• Golf and love: full of ups, downs, and putts.
• Swinging into love!
• Keep calm and love a golfer.
• I’ve got a crush… course-side.
• Your love is above par.
• You’re my favorite hazard.
• Let’s par-tee forever!
• Love you fore-ever and ever.

Mini Golf Puns

Big laughs from tiny putts and tricky holes! ⛳

• It’s a small course with big feelings.
• I’m mini but mighty!
• Tee-ny tiny fun.
• Little holes, lots of laughs.
• Mini golf, maxi joy.
• Just a short drive to fun.
• Putt-putt party time!
• I’m a mini master.
• Hole lotta small talk here.
• My swing may be mini, but my sass is full-sized.
• Gimme the putt and no one gets hurt.
• This game is putt-ing me in a good mood!
• Fore real fun!
• Take your best mini shot.
• Little putts, big memories.
• No roughs, just giggles.
• Tee-nager in training.
• Mini golf, major skill.
• Tee off with tiny clubs.
• It’s all about the mini wins.
• Hole-y moly, that’s cute!
• Mini strokes, max fun!

Golf Puns for Kids

Little golfers, big giggles ahead! 🏌️‍♀️

• I’m tee-rific at fun!
• Swing into giggles.
• Little putts for little butts!
• My game’s all play.
• Birdie buddies unite!
• Let’s go clubbin’—kid style.
• Tiny golfer, giant dreams.
• Watch me whack it!
• I’m the king of mini swings.
• Don’t tee-se me!
• I’m a golf star in training.
• Hole-y cow, I did it!
• Par-fectly silly.
• Who needs driving when you’ve got fun?
• Keep calm and chip on.
• Let’s have a par-tee!
• Sand traps are my playground.
• My caddy’s my teddy.
• Fairway friends forever!
• Little clubs, big grins!

Birthday Golf Puns

Celebrate with a swing and some tee-rific cheer! 🎂

• Hope your birthday’s up to par!
• Have a tee-rrific birthday!
• Swinging by to say happy birthday!
• Age is just a number… on the scorecard.
• You’re not over par, just well-seasoned.
• Today, you’re the hole-in-one!
• Have a birdie-ful birthday.
• Tee time = party time!
• Happy birdie to you!
• Golf claps for your big day.
• Hope your day is all green lights.
• May your cake be as sweet as a victory putt.
• Par-tee like it’s your birthday!
• Here’s to fore-getting your age!
• Hope your day is under par—in the best way!
• You’re driving straight into another great year!
• Let’s celebrate fore real!
• Another year older, another round smarter!

Golf Puns for Business & Work

Golf isn’t just play—it’s the game of deals and hustle! 💼

• Let’s tee up that new project.
• Drive results like a pro.
• We’re on par with excellence.
• Putt your best foot forward.
• Time to swing into Q3 goals!
• Pitch the idea, then chip away.
• We’re playing the long game.
• Rough patches don’t stop us.
• Drive innovation like a long tee shot.
• The goal? Hole-in-one performance.
• From the boardroom to the fairway.
• Business is booming—fore real!
• Par-tners in success.
• Ironing out the strategy.
• Sink your targets like a pro putter.
• Fore-sight equals growth.
• We’re not playing around—we’re winning.
• This pitch is teed up!
• Club together for success.
• Swing your best shot at ROI.
• Aim for the green, every time.
• Business is our back nine.
• Hustle is the new driver.
• Fore-casting a productive quarter!

Creative Golf Team Name Puns

Make your squad the par-tee everyone remembers! 🏌️‍♂️

• The Fore Fathers
• Birdie Buddies
• Tee-rific Troublemakers
• Clubbin’ Legends
• Par-Tee Animals
• Slice and Dice
• Putt Pirates
• The Green Queens
• The Sand Trappers
• Stroke of Genius
• The Holey Ones
• Fairway Fanatics
• The Divot Divas
• Chippers United
• Shankaholics Anonymous
• Driving Me Crazy

Conclusion

And that’s the last hole, folks! I hope these golf puns made you laugh.

Maybe they’ll inspire you to swing your own punchlines next time you’re on the course.

Got a favorite pun? Share it with a buddy, or better yet, make up your own.

Life’s too short for boring games, so stay tee-rific and keep it punny out there